James Bond Quotes - Diamonds Are Forever
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| Bond: | Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. |
| Bond: | [sniffs] I'm afraid it's me, sorry old boy. |
| Plenty O'Toole: | Hi, I'm Plenty. |
| Bond: | But of course you are. |
| Plenty O'Toole: | Plenty O'Toole. |
| Bond: | Named after your father perhaps? |
| Mr. Wint: | The scorpian. |
| Mr. Kidd: | One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint. |
| Mr. Wint: | One is never to old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd. |
| Bond: | That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve. |
| Tiffany Case: | I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see
your passport Franks. Occupation: Transport Consultant. It's a little cute
isn't it? I'll finish dressing. |
| Bond: | Oh, please don't. Not on my account. |
| Bond: | Weren't you a blond when I came in? |
| Tiffany Case: | Could be. |
| Bond: | I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blond or a brunette. |
| Tiffany Case: | And which do you prefer? |
| Bond: | Oh, providing the collars and cuffs match.. |
| Bond: | Pity about your liver, sir. An unusually fine Solera. '51 I believe. |
| M: | There is no year for sherry, 007. |
| Bond: | I was referring to the original vintage on which the sherry is based, sir. 1851, unmistakable. |
| Sir Munger: | Precisely. |
| Mr. Kidd: | If God had wanted man to fly.. |
| Mr. Wint: | He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd. |
| M: | We do function in your absence, Commander. |
| Mr. Wint: | Curious, how everyone who touches those diamonds, seems to die. |
| Blofeld: | The satellite is at present over Kansas. Well.. if we destroy Kansas, the world may not hear about it for years. |
| Bambi: | I'm Bambi. |
| Thumper: | And I'm Thumper. Is there something we can do for you? |
| Bond: | I can think of several things, off hand.. |
| Sir Munger: | Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds? |
| Bond: | Well, hardest substance found in nature. They cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it. |
| M: | Refreshing to hear that there is one subject you're not an expert on. |
| Felix Leiter: | I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where? |
| Bond: | Alimentary, Dr. Leiter.. |
| Bond: | Good morning, gentlemen. ACME pollution inspection,
we're cleaning up the world, we thought this was a suitable starting
point. |
| Bond: | Thank you very much. I was just out walking my rat, and seem to have lost my way. |
| Bond: | [after seeing a man shot to death] Saxby! |
| Willard Whyte: | Burt Saxby!? Tell him he's fired! |
| Shady Tree: | You dirty double-crossing limey fink! Those goddamn diamonds are phonies! |
| Mr. Kidd: | Well, they're aboard, and I must say, Miss Case is quite lovely... for a lady. |
