James Bond Quotes - Goldeneye
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| Natalya Simonova: | Do you destroy every vehicle you get into? |
| Bond: | Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys. |
| Boris Grishenko | I am invincible! |
| Alec Trevelyan: | So, what's the choice, James? Two targets, time enough for one shot. The girl, or the mission? |
| Bond: | Who is the competition? |
| Jack Wade: | AH, an ex-KGB guy. Touch mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky. |
| Bond: | Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky? |
| Jack Wade: | Yeah, you know him? |
| Bond: | I gave him the limp. |
| M: | If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. |
| Q: | Now, this I'm particularly proud of. Behind the headlights, stinger missiles! |
| Bond: | Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office. |
| Q: | Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws. |
| Bill Tanner: | Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the evil Queen of numbers won't let you play it.. |
| M: | [Walks in] You were saying? |
| Bill Tanner: | No, no, I was just, just um.. |
| M: | Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr. Tanner, I'll talk to my children, thank you very much. |
| Bond: | Well, I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You? |
| Xenia Onatopp: | Once again the pleasure was all yours. |
| General Ourumov: | This is Colonel Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your head. |
| Bond: | How original. |
| Alec Trevelyan: | James.. what an unpleasant surprise. |
| Bond: | We aim to please. |
| Valentin Zukovsky: | He wants me to do him a favour! My knee aches every single day. Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long winter lasts in this country? |
| Moneypenny: | You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment. |
| Bond: | Really. What's the penalty for that? |
| Moneypenny: | Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos. |
| Xenia Onatopp | Enjoy it while it lasts. |
| Bond: | The very words I live by. |
| Dimitri Mishkin: | Good morning, Mr. Bond, sit. I'm Defense Minister Dimitri Mishkin. So, by what means shall we execute you, Commander Bond? |
| Bond: | What, no small talk? No chit chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art. |
| Dimitri Mishkin: | Your sense of humour does not sway me, Commander, I'm sorry. Where is the Goldeneye? |
| Bond: | I assumed you had it. |
| Dimitri Mishkin: | I have an English spy, a Severnaya programmer and a helicopter stolen. |
| Bond: | Or at least that's what some traitor in your government wanted it to look like. |
| Dimitri Mishkin: | Who was behind your attack on Severnaya? |
| Bond: | Who had the authorization codes? |
| Dimitri Mishkin: | Russia may have changed, but the penalty for terrorism is still death. |
| Bond: | And what's the penalty for treason? |
| Natalya Simonova: | Oh, stop it, both of you. Stop it! You're like boys with toys. |
| Jack Wade: | Jack Wade, CIA |
| Bond: | James Bond, stiff-ass Brit. |
| General Ourumov: | Use the bumper. That's what it's for. |
| Caroline: | James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast? |
| Bond: | More often than you'd think. |
| Boris Grishenko | Better luck next time.. slugheads! |
| Xenia Onatopp: | You don't need the gun, Commander. |
| Bond: | Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex. |
