James Bond Quotes - You Only Live Twice
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| Tiger Tanaka: | You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin. |
| Bond: | Japanese proverb say, Bird never make nest in bare tree. |
| Bond: | Well, I'll just settling for this little old lady here. |
| Tiger Tanaka: | Good choice, she's very sexyful. |
| Aki: | I think I will enjoy very much serving under you. |
| Blofeld: | James Bond, allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. |
| Bond: | Yes, this is my second life. |
| Blofeld: | You only live twice, Mr. Bond |
| Blofeld: | I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond. |
| Helga Brandt: | I've got you now. |
| Bond: | Well, enjoy yourself. |
| Bond: | Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? |
| Ling: | You think we better, huh? |
| Bond: | No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar, but I love them both. |
| Ling: | Darling, I give you very best duck. |
| Tiger Tanaka: | It can save your life, this cigarette. |
| Bond: | You sound like a commercial. |
| Aki: | You wouldn't touch that horrible women would you? |
| Bond: | Oh, heaven forbid. |
| Moneypenny: | Oh, by the way, how was the girl? |
| Bond: | Which girl? |
| Moneypenny: | The one we set you up with in Hong Kong. |
| Bond: | Five more minutes and I would have found out. |
| Dikko Henderson: | [Making Bond a drink] That was stirred, not shaken? I hope I got it right. |
| Tiger Tanaka: | Rule number 1: never do anything yourself, when someone else can do it for you. |
| Bond: | And rule number 2? |
| Tiger Tanaka: | Rule number 2: in Japan, men come first, women come second. |
| Bond: | I just might retire to here. |
| Bond: | Is this the only room there is? |
| Kissy Suzuki: | Yes. That is your bed, I shall sleep over there. |
| Bond: | But we're supposed to be married. |
| Kissy Suzuki: | Think again, please. You gave false name to priest. |
| Bond: | Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon. |
| Kissy Suzuki: | No honeymoon. This is business. |
| Bond: | [pushes away oysters] Well, I won't need these. |
| Blofeld: | Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond. |
| Mr. Osato: | But Bond is dead! |
| Helga Brandt: | It was in all the newspapers. |
| Blofeld: | Rubbish, Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr Osato. Don't tell me you let him go. |
| Mr. Osato: | I have Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him. |
| Blofeld: | And did she? |
| Mr. Osato: | She failed. |
| Helga Brandt: | You should have killed him yourself. You had plenty of opportunities. |
| Blofeld: | This organization does not tolerate failures. |
| Mr. Osato: | I know, but do you see I.. |
| Blofeld: | [to Mr. Osato] Go! |
| Blofeld: | [to Hega Brandt] Well.. |
| [Helga starts to walks across the bridge, and Blofeld presses a pedal, dropping her into a pit of piranha fish.] |
| Blofeld: | [to Mr. Osato] Kill Bond! Now! |
| [Bond, disguised as an astronaut, is called to Blofeld's office] |
| Blofeld: | You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner. |
